• [friends don't invite you to something]
  • cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

(Source: chakram-warrior)

teenflowerprince:

send me cute messages that’ll make me fall in love with you

wreckedteens:

wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch

animedisliker:

i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me

he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily

prince-rei:

"fuckin……." 

the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc 
e.g.
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."

(Source: reigender)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

(Source: litlpup)

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok